"Serve the dinner
backward,
do anything
but for goodness sake,
do something weird."
Elsa Maxwell

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I 25

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"True friends
stab you
in the front."

Oscar Wilde

"Be grateful for luck.
Pay the thunder no mind
listen to the birds.
And don't hate nobody."
Eubie Blake

"Her hat is a creation
that will never go out of style;
it will just look ridiculous
year after year."
Fred Allen

QUEEN OF SHOW
"Do you really
have to be
the ice queen intellectual
or the slut whore?
Isn't there
some way
to be both?"
Susan Sarandon

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Action Man

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"The city needs a car

like a fish needs a bicycle."

Dean Kamen

"I have enough
money to last me
the rest of my life,
unless I buy something."
Jackie Mason

"If it's true that men
are such beasts,
this must account for the fact
that most women
are animal lovers."
Doris Day