"Just because
something has tubes
doesn't mean
it's the best.
I mean, tubes
are obviously good,
but the circuit
of this thing
is designed well
and it sounds good."
Dweezil Zappa

"Baseball was made for kids,
and grown-ups only screw it up."

Bob Lemon

"How can we know
the dancer
from the dance?"
William Butler Yeats

"Let's make a law
that gay people
can have birthdays,
but straight people
get more cake
you know,
to send the right message
to kids."
Bill Maher

"We didn't lose the game;
we just ran out of time."
Vince Lombardi

“…O wad some Power
the giftie gie us
To see oursels
as ithers see us!"
Robert Burns

"Worm or beetle
drought or tempest
on a farmer's land
may fall,
Each is loaded
full o' ruin,
but a mortgage
beats 'em all."
Will Carleton

"Ay, rail at gaming
'tis a rich topic,
and affords noble declamation."
Edward Moore

"Thank God men cannot fly,
and lay waste the sky
as well as the earth."

Henry David Thoreau

"Reality
leaves a lot
to the imagination."
John Lennon