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DOG

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"All God's children are not beautiful.
Most of God's children are,
in fact,
barely presentable."
Fran Lebowitz

“I remember how
my great-uncle Jerry
would sit on the porch
and whittle all day long.
Once he whittled me
a toy boat out of
a larger toy boat I had.
It was almost as good
as the first one,
except now it had
bumpy whittle marks all over it.
And no paint,
because he had whittled off
the paint.”
Jack Handy

"In the garden more grows,
than the gardener sows."
Spanish Proverb

Waterboy

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"EL" WAS QUIZZICAL

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--falcon--

"To buy happiness
is to sell soul."

Doug Horton

"I went to a restaurant
that serves
"breakfast at any time".
So I ordered French Toast
during the Renaissance."
Steven Wright

"Kids
are wonderful,
but I like mine
barbecued."
Bob Hope

"We're going to win Sunday.

I guarantee it."
Joe Namath