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____ELLIOPALOOZA

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"You know
you're getting old
when the candles

cost more
than the cake."
Bob Hope

"Let us not look back in anger,
nor forward in fear,
but around in awareness."
James Thurber

"One marked feature
of the people,
both high and low,
is a love for flowers."
Robert Fortune

"God, I can push
the grass apart
and lay my finger

on Thy heart."
Edna St. Vincent Millay

"All I want
out of life,
is that when I walk
down the street
folks will say,
'There goes
the greatest hitter
that ever lived.'"
Ted Williams

"If you drink
don't drive.
Don't even putt."
Dean Martin

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____California?

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"The independence
of all political and other bother

is a happiness."
Rutherford B. Hayes

"I don't even like old cars.
I'd rather have a goddam horse.
A horse is at least human,
for God's sake."
J. D. Salinger

"Loewy’s 1934 Hupmobile,
featured a patented design
combining the body
with the hood
and built-in headlights..."
1934 Hupmobile

"You may be a redneck if . . .
you have spent more
on your pickup truck
than on your education."
Jeff Foxworthy

"True individual freedom \
cannot exist
without economic security
and independence.
People who are hungry
and out of a job
are the stuff of which
dictatorships are made."
Franklin D. Roosevelt