
Hands On
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My recent past, cryptically.
"Beauty is in the eye
of the beholder
and it may be necessary
from time to time
to give a stupid
or misinformed beholder
a black eye."
Miss Piggy
"Is sloppiness in speech
caused by ignorance
I don't know
William Safire
"Nay,
never ask this week,
fair lord,
Where they are gone,
nor yet this year,
Except with this
for an overword,
But where are the snows
of yester-year? "
Francois Villon
"The only difference
is that a pigeon
Jim Hightower
"There's a statistical theory
that if you gave
and set them to work,
the complete works of Shakespeare.
Thanks to the Internet,
we now know this isn't true."
Ian Hartwww.flickr.com
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